They really need to make this guy a regular columnist:

What about Isreal?

To the Editor:

We went to war to make Iraq a democracy, but we ignore Israels lack of democracy. Israel has no Constitution or Bill of Rights. There is no private real estate in Israel. You may only lease land from the government. Gentiles are banned from burial in Jewish cemeteries and there are no jury trials. Christian missionaries are banned from Israel and it is a crime to try to convent a Jew. Jews are forbidden to marry Gentiles in Israel. It was odd of God to choose the Jews.

Roy Bunch

I know a couple of Christian missionaries living in Israel which makes this even more amusing. My only question would be is the headline from Roy or the paper? “It was odd of God to choose the Jews”? I wonder if Roy has discussed this with Him….